Friday, February 5, 2010

Cake Talk

The scene: Marc is sitting on the couch, looking through this month's Brides magazine. I'm sitting at my computer.

Marc: You know, dear, what's going to be really hard once we get married? I mean really really REALLY hard?

Kate: What?

Marc: Keeping cake in the freezer for a whole year and not touching it.

Kate: Whaaaat? We're not going to do that.

Marc: We're not?

Kate: No, of course not.

Marc: So I can bring home all the cake and eat it before the honeymoon?

Kate: Of course.

Marc: You're the best, dear! That's why I'm marrying you.